Bored Journalist at ComicBook.com Writes About One Fanboy’s Avengers: Endgame / Fantastic Four Theory
By John Byrne

In a clear attempt to pass the time during a slow week, a journalist at ComicBook.com decided to write about a lone fan theory that Avengers: Endgame, rereleased in theaters this weekend, will feature Dr. Doom in a post credits scene.

The theory by fan FiveFingeredKing centers around the klanging at the end of Endgame which was already determined to be from the first Iron Man film when Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) was making his helmet for the Mark I suit.

But FiveFingeredKing thinks that it will be Dr. Doom, not Stark, making a mask – thusly establishing the feared Fantastic Four villain into the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Of course it has already been established that the klanging is Tony Stark but that’s besides the point.

But I heard that, from several sources who hid in the bathroom of Marvel producer Kevin Feige, it is actually going to be the mask of Galactus being made in a galaxy far, far away. Plus Feige’s toilets are cleaned by the maid every Tuesday and Thursday. Also, Impossible Man will be inserted into several of the battle scenes in Endgame. To finish it all off, Reed Richards father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate will also appear in an early scene.

Thank God we here at 2G1 are just as bored and have no problem bringing you totally bullshit Avengers rumors that will never pan out when Endgame is rereleased back into theaters on Friday.

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